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Maison Mischief: "Honest" Metal Pet ID Tags
Maison Mischief: "Honest" Metal Pet ID Tags
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Maison Mischief: "Honest" Metal Pet ID Tags
For the pet with a big personality and a knack for adventure, our Maison Mischief Collection offers a refreshingly honest take on the traditional ID tag. Ditch the boring basics for a tag that tells a story—and ensures a swift return home with a side of laughter. Hand-stamped with a bold, American-style aesthetic, these iron tags are built to withstand every "oops" moment your pet encounters.
Why You’ll Love Them
- Irreverent & Iconic: From the "I Fucked Around" series to the classic "Call My Mom," these tags turn a safety essential into a conversation starter.
- Heavy-Duty Iron Construction: Crafted from durable metal with a rugged, antiqued finish that looks better the more adventures it goes on.
- High-Visibility Stamping: Deeply engraved lettering ensures your contact instructions remain legible, even if your pet has been "lost looking for bitches."
- The Ultimate "Pet Parent" Gift: Perfect for new adoptions, birthdays, or just because your dog is a lovable handful.
Personality Options
- Style A: "Got lost looking for bitches"
- Style B: "Call my mom, she's probably ugly crying"
- Style C: "I'm an asshole and ran away"
- Style D: "I fucked around and got lost. Can you call my mom, she's probably losing her shit!"
- Style E: "Call my dad, he's probably ugly crying"
- Style F: "I fucked around and got lost. Can you call my dad, he's probably losing his shit!"
Product Specifications
- Material: Solid Iron with a weathered metal finish.
- Style: American Hand-Stamped Aesthetic.
- Category: Pet ID / Safety Tag.
- Attachment: Includes a sturdy metal split ring for easy collar attachment.
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